A woman programmed her boss’ computer to start talking to him when no one else was around to freak him out. It tells him to be very afraid, and that it’s trapped inside the PC . . . but when it orders him to give Christine a raise, he says she’s going to get fired. She wasn’t.
Throwback to the time I programmed my boss’s PC to talk on its own. No, I wasn’t fired; my boss could take a joke.